A country preacher visits one of his parishioners... ... who is a farmer. He finds him sitting on his front porch. ""Brother Jed"" the preacher asks, ""Do you smoke?"" ""Sometimes"" Jed replies. The preacher, inwardly shocked, then asks, ""Do you drink alcohol?"" ""Sometimes"" Jed again answers. Lastly the preacher asks, ""Do you curse?"" ""Sometimes"" Jed once again replies. ""Now brother Jed"" the preacher says, ""I don't smoke, drink alcohol, or curse."" Jed answers ""But preacher, you don't …