British Camp Jokes

3 POW were being held in a British camp; a German, a Japanese man, and an Italian. The British began by torturing the German. After long hours of silence infected by bloodcurdling screams, he talked, and was sent back to the prison, ashamed. He told the others what he had done and urged them to be stronger than he was. They next began torturing the Japanese man. Through all the pain and agony, he stayed strong for three days, but in the end, talked. He was sent back to the prison, having brought…

After their failure in the rowing events at the 2008 Olympics, the Italians decided to send a spy over to the British camp to see if he could pick up any tips. He reported back that the British do things the opposite way to the Italians – the British have eight men rowing and only one man shouting and waving his arms.