Bob There Jokes

Boudreaux goes to the brand new chemical plant looking for a job... Unfortunately the only job open is a chemical engineer. Boudreaux, who is not a chemical engineer, applies anyway and is asked to come in to take a test. He shows up and is shown into a room with another man. They are given a test to take and both of them complete them pretty quickly. In a half hour, Boudreaux and the other man are asked in to see the supervisor. The supervisor says, ""These test results were fantastic. Some of …

Bob knows a lot of people Bob's a factory worker, and one day, the boss is showing a bunch of Japanese investors around the factory. One of them sees Bob, and they promptly exchange handshakes and start talking like long lost friends. Afterwards, Bobs boss asks him what that was about. Bob just replies 'oh, I know him from a few years back, I actually know a lot of important people.' His boss is sceptic, but Bob replies: 'Tell you what, name anyone you can think off, I bet you that they know…