A bear lives up in the Yukon.... and has some holidays coming to him, he decides to travel down to BC. His first stop in a small town he heads into a bar, and orders himself a cold one. The bartentender apologizes, but explains that its unlawful to sell liquor to wild animals. The bear slams his paw down and tells the server that he will eat one of the patrons if he doesnt get his beverage The bartender asks the bear to reconsider, but re iterates - ""It's illegal to sell beer to bears in bars i…