She can't sleep (really long) credit: Bill Moen, an 80's San Francisco Bay Area radio personality. Stuck with me for decades, I can still hear his voice telling it: A couple are in bed and in the middle of the night she wakes up and gets to thinking and now can't sleep. Her husband turns over and she figures he's awake too so she decides to talk to him about stuff on her mind. So she shakes him, and asks, ""if I die do you think you'll remarry?"" The poor guy is actually dead asleep, but wakes u…