The genius drunkard A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), ""bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."" So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $37.00. The drunk says, ""I haven't got it."" The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then threw him out into the street. The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says (with a drunken slur), ""Bartender, buy everyone in …