Big Power Jokes

Why Men Are Like Computers: 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for t…

Male and Female As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., ""Steady as she goes"" or ""She's listing to starboard, Captain!"") Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow: Five reasons to believe computers are female: 1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other comp…

Are Computers Male or Female? As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., ""Steady as she goes"" or ""She's listing to starboard, Captain!"") Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow: Five reasons to believe computers are female: 1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate w…