Heaven was planning a staff outing... and they where busy choosing their destination. God: ""How about we go to Bethlehem?"" Mary: ""Nah, accomodation is really lousy there."" God: ""Ok, what about Jerusalem?"" Jesus: ""Rather not, I've got some bad memories from that place..."" God: ""I know, let's go to Rome!"" Holy Ghost: ""Great, I've never been there before!""