Classic Winston Churchill wit....
These are old and possibly apocryphal, but just in case of the younger redditors haven't heard them:
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “And you, Bessie, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."
Truman to Churchill on Churchill's replacement as PM, Clement Atlee: "he seems like a modest fellow."
Churchill: "He has much to be modest about."
Actor friend sent telegram to Churchill: "MY NEW SHOW OPENS IN WEST END TOMORROW NIGHT. HAVE R…