The Italian Beach (NSFW) Mario and Luigi, two Italians recently out of jail, see each other at a bar. ""Luigi! You friggin guy! how are ya, i heard you just got outa jail,"" Mario drunkenly exclaimed. ""Yeahs, i was ina the jail for robbery, how about you Mario?"" slurred Luigi. ""well,"" began mario, shaking his head sadly ""i was a-layin on da beach."" Luigi was obviously surprised and said""but Mario, you cant git arrested for a-laying on da beach!"" Mario looked up from his drink and said gr…