Barack Obamas Jokes

A man went to heaven... So a man in the hospital died of a sickness and went up to heaven. Before he could enter he had to go to a sort of office building, he noticed the office walls were covered in clocks. He asked the angel working at the desk, ""What are these clocks for?"" To which the angel replied, ""These clocks move 1 minute for every lie someone tells or told."" The man points to a clock, ""Whose is this?"" The angel tells him, ""This is Abraham Lincoln's clock, it has only moved 2 min…

Barak Obama was touring the countryside... ... in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, and they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. 'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama. Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. 'My god, what happened to …

What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? Barack Obama's Tie