The tale of Big Bad John This fellow was out looking for work. He sees a sign in a bar window that says ""bartender needed-no experience necessary"" so he goes in and takes the sign to the bar and begins to ask ""Is the position still open...?"" ""You're hired."" The bartender says and throws his apron at the man and heads for the door. ""What's going on here?"" He asks. ""You'll find out when Big Bad John gets here."" So, he starts serving beer and cleaning glasses. Then a fellow comes through …