A redneck was brought into an Alabama police station... He was led into a questioning room and handcuffed to the table. After several minutes of sitting in silence the police chief walks in and sits opposite from the redneck. Chief: ""They tell me you ran over 13 people with your car. Care to tell me what happened?"" Redneck: ""Whel ya see, ay were a-drivin' down the road in my truck when my brakes done gave out. Ay were coming up ta an intersecshun ayn' ay done had the choice of hittin 1 person…