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A redneck was brought into an Alabama police station... He was led into a questioning room and handcuffed to the table. After several minutes of sitting in silence the police chief walks in and sits opposite from the redneck. Chief: ""They tell me you ran over 13 people with your car. Care to tell me what happened?"" Redneck: ""Whel ya see, ay were a-drivin' down the road in my truck when my brakes done gave out. Ay were coming up ta an intersecshun ayn' ay done had the choice of hittin 1 person or 12 people. So ay done decided ta hit the 1 person instead of the 12"" Chief: ""That sounds like a reasonable decision, so how did you end up hitting all 13?"" Redneck: ""Ya know that there 1 guy ay were gonna hit? He were a total idiot ayn' done ran right towards the othur 12""

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