A wicked man who lived in Chicago died and went to Hell. As punishment for his many sins, the Devil shoved him into a room and proceeded to crank up the heat and humidity. But the man just smiled and said, ""Oh, this is just like Chicago in the Spring."" So, the Devil cranked up the heat and humidity even more, but the man just took off his coat, smiled again, and said, ""Well, this is just like Chicago in the summer."" Getting angry now, the Devil put the heat and humidity to the highest possib…