Arnolds Jokes

Arnold's is long and hard.. The president's is very short, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has one, but he doesn't use it.

Arnold's woes One day Arnold decided that he wanted to woo his dream lady with his musical talents. He visited a music school and tried out various instruments but nothing seemed right. The instructor then said: listen Arnold, come back tomorrow and think about who you want to be like. Arnold said: I will be Bach!

Arnold's Costume Choice Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are going to a costume party and want to have similar costumes. ""I'll go as Mozart, so you should go as another famous musician,"" said Stallone. Schwarzenegger said, ""I'll be Bach.""

Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book.

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold ten percent of Arnold's wages to pay for the repairs. ""How much will it cost?"" asked Arnold. ""About $4500"" said the owner. ""What a relief!"" exclaimed Arnold. 'I've finally got job security!""