April Fools Jokes

Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'. It was your sister.

April Fools Day is ONLY for singles. The married have their anniversary .

You know why the fiscal year ends in March and not December? Because the next year starts with April Fools' day.

Practical Office Joke My HR Director is one of the coolest guys I've ever met. He also happens to be a serious prankster. Today he got me pretty good, it was cold-blooded, but still good. About a week ago, my coworkers and I had a company outing. A few of us stayed out pretty late and we ended up back at my place. Of course I had to bring the Mary J out. What better time than with coworkers, right? Everyone partook and all was well. Over the following weekend, the HR Director found out about the…

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel? Dismay.

Timmy's April Fool's joke The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom. His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her. ""Mommy! Mommy!"" He says, frantically. ""What is it, Timmy?"" She asks. ""Dad hanged himself in the garage!"" The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house. ""Nothing is in the garage."" She says to him. ""April fool's!"" ""Oh than-"" ""He hanged himself in the loft.""

What do you call an April Fool's!

Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes.

A good April Fools joke to pull on Facebook. Post on your Facebook that funeral arrangements for yourself will be posted later in the day and don't answer your phone or respond to any messages. I did this one year and had a ton of people think I was dead.

silly nurse! A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms. ""Congratulations,"" she says. ""It's a baby girl."" As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin. ""My baby!"" screams the mother. ""Don't worry, I'll get it!"" smiles the nurse. However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face,…

Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away.

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. ""So it's like any other day.""

Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?

April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.

A woman is in the maternity ward, having just given birth to her baby. The doctor comes in, cradling the child in his arms. As he is about to give it to the woman, he drops it on the ground, kicks it into the wall then throws it out the window. ""OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!?!?!"" The doctor turns to her, smiles, and says, ""April Fools. It was a stillborn.""

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!

On April Fools Day a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

What do you call a female clown? April Fools

You know what'd be an AMAZING prank for April Fool's Day, Reddit? If you could stay up for 24 hours straight :3

Dead Baby Jokes? A mother who has just given birth waits expectantly for the nurse to return so she can hold her baby. A few minutes pass, and the nurse enters with the baby in her hands. The nurse then drops the baby on the ground, stomps on it's head and kicks it out of the window. The mother starts screaming 'My baby, my baby!!' The nurse looks at the lady and says 'April Fools! He was already dead!'

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes? Annoying.