The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be "a Muslim extremist." That's like a student signing his report card "Timmy's Dad."

How Timmy Learned Math There was a little boy named Timmy who was horrible at math, and no matter what his parents did he just couldn't do it. So, Timmy's parents decide to send him to a local Catholic School which was said to be the best school in the neighbourhood. After his first day of Catholic school, Timmy sprinted past his parents and up the stairs into his room! He stayed in his rooms for hours in complete silence, only leaving to have dinner before rushing back upstairs! When his parent…

Timmy... Timmy came home to his parents one day after school, and goes straight to his mother. ""Mommy, I've got a drinking problem."" he says. Upon hearing this, his mom starts arguing with his dad about how his alcoholism got to Timmy, and the two got in a huge fight. On the verge of tears, his mother ordered Timmy's father out of the house, telling him she never wishes to see him again. After she calmed down, she went over to Timmy and gently asked him: ""So honey, tell me about this drinking…

Little Timmy's Dream Little Timmy has been having nightmares. He just dreamt that his grandpa Jack died. The next day he wakes up and his father tells him that grandpa Jack died. Timmy is agitated but thinks it was a coincidence. The next day, he has a dream that his friend Jane dies. He goes to school, and the teacher announces that she is dead. Timmy runs home and tells his dad that he has dreams that come true. He dreamed that grandpa Jack and his friend Jane died and they did. His dad tells …