silly nurse! A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms. ""Congratulations,"" she says. ""It's a baby girl."" As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin. ""My baby!"" screams the mother. ""Don't worry, I'll get it!"" smiles the nurse. However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face,…

A father walks into the maternity ward.. He asks the nurse where his baby is. She points to the one, and the father starts crying. ""what a beautiful baby."" The nurse picks him up, wraps him in a blanket and hold him up to the father. As the father reaches for the baby, the nurse starts slamming the baby into the wall. Outraged, the father screams YOU KILLED MY BABY! The nurse replies ""no I didn't, it was born dead""

Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered... ... Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband …