A cheerio walks into his boss's office... And he says to his boss, ""Boss, I want to be more delicious than a plain old Cheerio."" The boss shuffles his papers around a bit, and replies. ""Okay, I tell you what. If you go out and work for a year, I'll upgrade you to a Honey Nut Cheerio."" The Cheerio thinks on it, and quickly agrees. He goes out, works as hard as he can for a year, and comes back to his boss very satisfied with his work. His boss happily upgrades him to a Honey Nut Cheerio, but …