Anheuser Busch Jokes

I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew. Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?

Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light

A lady walks into a bar She takes a seat and tells the bartender that she's usually a mixed drink kind of lady, but tonight she'd like a beer and needs a little help choosing one. The bartender asks: "Light or dark?" "Light." Then he asks "Imported or domestic?" "Domestic!" He offers: "Anheuser-Busch?" Flattered, she returns: "Fine, thanks, how's your prick?"