Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light

"I want to drink but not have a good time. One Bud Light, please."

I'm thinking about bottling my own urine and selling it. I'll call it "I Can't Believe It's Not Bud Light."

Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.