Angel Gabriel Jokes

If the angel Gabriel came from heaven how was he so sure that Mary was pregnant?

The angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said, ""Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High."" Mary : I have a boyfriend

So God's busy making the world... and Angel Gabriel passes by. God says, ""Look angel Gabriel! Look! I am making a precious land called Israel. It will be full of oil, it shall be fertile, and it shall be the promised land. I am making a chosen people to inhabit it. They shall be called the Jews!"" Angel Gabriel looks at God and says, ""God, don't you think you're giving one group of people, these Jews, too much prosperity?"" God replies, ""Oh, don't worry. I'm going to cancel it out with the ne…

Heaven Three guys are at the gates of heaven. The angel Gabriel tells them that he has to know how they died before he lets them in. The first guy says ""I came home to my apartment on the 4th floor to find that I had been robbed! I was looking around to see if the thief left any signs, and check out the damage, and I saw someone outside the balcony hanging for their life. Thinking they were the thief, I smashed their fingers with a hammer and they fell. Miraculously, they survived. So I pushed …

Priest Peter arrives at Heaven's Gates. A priest named Peter was a really great man to God. Always faithful and hard-working. One day, he passed away of old age, and went to the Heaven's Gates. Besides him was a really drunk bus driver (like, a really bad driver) who died the same day. Since Peter was thinking that the bus driver may not get a chance to enter heaven, he gave him the front place, saying "You can go before me, no problem." When the bus driver was going for the ga…