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I read the punch line first so I don't waste time on jokes I already know I know I'm not the only one who does this. Some of these jokes ought to have their own subreddits. A group of trapped miners is finally freed after 188 days trapped underground. The media is all over the story, and the miners are immediately put in front of bright lights, cameras and microphones for an interview. The people want to know! What did they do for 188 days trapped underground? ""We told jokes,"" said Andre, the

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I'm in the O.R. waiting room waiting on my daughter's brain surgery please tell me a joke My daughter is having her pituitary gland removed. She has Gigantism like Andre The Giant. Update! She has been out of surgery for less then 10 hours and is doing great. (for someone that brain surgery for breakfast) Most of the pituitary gland was removed. The doctors are great and the jokes made waiting a little better. Thanks for the support today. I have talked her into an AMA when tomorrow. Upda

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