I read the punch line first so I don't waste time on jokes I already know I know I'm not the only one who does this. Some of these jokes ought to have their own subreddits. A group of trapped miners is finally freed after 188 days trapped underground. The media is all over the story, and the miners are immediately put in front of bright lights, cameras and microphones for an interview. The people want to know! What did they do for 188 days trapped underground? ""We told jokes,"" said Andre, the most talkative of the miners. ""Tell us one of the jokes!"" the interviewer asking the question said. ""35."" All the miners bust up laughing. The interviewer is confused, and another jumps in. ""That doesn't sound like a joke. Will you tell us another one?"" ""116,"" says Andre, and all the miners crack up laughing. ""We told all these jokes so many times in our 188 days that we know them all by heart, and gave them numbers to save time telling them."" The interview crew starts to catch on, and one of them says, ""62!"" The miners just look at him. ""Nice joke, man,"" says Andre, ""But your delivery is all wrong.""