Two Muslims are wandering, starving and lost in the desert-
they come across a monastery, and decide to go and ask for hospitality.
One said to the other, "I'm going to tell them my name's John, because they're sure to treat me better if they think I'm Christian."
His companion replied "I'm going to tell them the truth."
They knock on the door of the monastery and a monk opens it. The monk says
"My, but you look exhausted. Who do I have the honor of welcoming?"
The first man says "I'm John…