An Army Jokes

""What's your ambition?"" An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: ""What's your problem, Soldier?"" ""Chronic syphilis, Sir"" ""What treatment are you getting?"" ""Five minutes with the wire brush each day."" ""What's your ambition?"" ""To get back to the front, Sir."" ""Good man."" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. ""What's your problem, Soldier?"" ""Chronic piles, Sir"" ""What treatment are you getting?"" ""Five minutes with the wire brush each day."" ""…

An Army officer and an air force officer are peeing at urinals next to each other... An Army officer and an air force officer are peeing at urinals next to each other. The air force officer finishes first and goes to wash his hands. The Army officer then finishes and goes to walk out. The Air force officer calls out, ""Hey! In the Air force they teach us to wash our hands after we pee!"" The Army officer stopped, turned round and said ""In the Army they teach us not to piss on ourselves.""