Two men sign up for a tour... ...of the Amazon River. When they get there, the two men are extremely excited to start this journey, as it was not easy to pay for. They finally arrive, and, hardly containing their enthusiasm, show their tickets to the woman at the cash register. Upon seeing the tickets she tells them to follow her to the spot where their excursion begins. With huge smiles across their faces they approach the Amazon river when the woman suddenly takes out a baseball bat, hits both…