Two men sign up for a tour... ...of the Amazon River. When they get there, the two men are extremely excited to start this journey, as it was not easy to pay for. They finally arrive, and, hardly containing their enthusiasm, show their tickets to the woman at the cash register. Upon seeing the tickets she tells them to follow her to the spot where their excursion begins. With huge smiles across their faces they approach the Amazon river when the woman suddenly takes out a baseball bat, hits both of them right in the head, and one by one throws them into the river. As he catches his breath, the first man, entirely disappointed that this was a total ripoff, turns to the other man and asks, ""damn, this is awful. Are we at least getting fed?"" The other man replies, ""I don't know, but we didn't last year.""