Alaskas Jokes

Difference between Ravens and Crows I work in a gift-shop up in southeast Alaska. Our store is right under a tree that houses a family of angry crows. Tourists often ask me how I can tell the difference between ravens and crows. I tell them this: ""All birds have specialized tail feathers that help with flight in Alaska's thin, cold air. These feathers are called pinions. If you look closely you can tell that ravens have four of these feathers while crows only have three. I guess you could say i…

In Alaska's National Forests a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory: ""Most bear encounters occur when hikers being extra quiet along the trails in hopes of viewing wildlife accidentally stumble into bears. The resulting suprise can be catastrophic."" To avoid this he suggested that each hiker wear tiny bells on their clothing to warn the bears of their presence. ""Also"" he said further ""be especially cautious when you see signs of bea…

Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women