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How Would You Describe the A.I. for a Robotic Dog? A bitch to program.

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Daedalus and the Labyrinth Daedalus, the famous Greek architect and inventor, was relaxing in his home in the Blessed Isles of the Underworld when Hades, the Lord of Death himself, came to him with a favor. ""Listen, Daedalus,"" Hades began. ""You know how the population of the dead here increase every year? The Underworld would not be able to sustain so many souls."" ""Well,"" Daedalus replied. ""What would you want me to do about it?"" ""You are the great builder who designed the Labyrinth for…

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The army is developing a new ruggedised, military-spec, super-capable AI to help with everything from strategy to battlefield decision-making to ordering paperclips... Development costs $38bn, and runs $15bn over budget and 7 years late. But eventually the contractors say it is finished and a big handover ceremony is organised. At the ceremony the head of the army, General McConkers, decides he is going to test the AI for himself, to make sure it works. After the curtain has been drawn and the …

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[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()

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Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram? post-upload skepticism

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