Three men die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter welcomes them and says, ""Before you go in, I just need to mark down for my records how much money you made, and what you did as your profession while you were on Earth."" The first guy says, ""I made ten million dollars a year."" St. Peter says, ""Wow, that's very impressive! What did you do?"" The guy says, ""I was the head of a big finance firm that processed tons of money."" St. Peter writes this down, and tells the first man he …