There is a farmers convention in Michigan... One guy's walking around in a big stetson hat, cowboy boots, giant belt buckle, all the markings of a Texan. He walks up to one of the Michigan farmers and asks, ""how many acres you got?"" The farmer, rather proud of his large land, replies ""I got about 1200 acres."" ""Ha,"" the Texan replies, ""I tell you what, I get up at dawn and set out in my truck at daybreak and head straight west. By the time the sun goes down I still haven't reached the end …