If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?#Mcdonalds#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I make the McDonald's guy eat a McDouble with me like when people buy shots for the bartender#Mcdonalds#Mcdouble#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll have a whiskey please. "Ma'am, this is McDonald's." Sorry, a McWhiskey.#Mcdonalds#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp