If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?

I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them.

I'll have a whiskey please. "Ma'am, this is McDonald's." Sorry, a McWhiskey.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.