My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent.

Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said "I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."

The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle.

McDonald's is like if Ke$ha were a restaurant.