I can't wait till I have kids so I can drive slowly past McDonalds and tell them there's food at home when they ask for some..

My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent.

The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle.

McDonald's is like if Ke$ha were a restaurant.