If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : "He said, stupidly."#Twitter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.#Twitter#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh.#Miss Josh#Twitter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp