"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!" "Nope." "A spider? An aardvark?" "Wrong. It's a horse." "Wow. You can't draw for shit."

If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair.

My wife says I've placed unreasonable expectations on our kids, but I think Superman and Wolverine will turn out just fine.

Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman.