54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce.

Men helping men. I was at an Ikea this last weekend, wandering around the show room, when I absentmindedly ran into a young guy doing the same thing. I apologized to him, explaining that I'd I'd been mesmerized by the massive quantity of things and had somehow wandered away from my wife. With my mind preoccupied, I guess I hadn't really been looking where I was going. He laughed, and explained that he'd lost his wife too. I offered to help him look for his wife if he'd help me look for mine. The…

I think my wife came from Ikea Cause she came with extra parts that I didn't know about

..Trump said "Buy american, Hire american" Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland* he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*