what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

[shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?

ME: fine, judge me. judge me for loving too much, for caring too much- JUDGE: you're on trial for murder ME: for murdering too much

[MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt? MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That's correct.