what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

Girl, are your legs tired? Cuz you were running through my dreams all night and you did some amazing parkour & also kicked a judge to death.

[shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?

[MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt? MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That's correct.