I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.

Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby.

Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car.

every time you say the word "turnt" a baby gets run over by a smart car