Unless you're a toddler heading towards traffic I'm not running after you.

I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.

Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby.

Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car.