Abe and Eva just aren't cutting it in bed... Ok. My last joke bombed. BOMBED. . Ok. So Abe and Eva? They're not quite getting the ol' magical finale in bed as they used to. After so many years of marriage, Eva isn't cresting the mountaintop. This concerns the pair of them, so they decide to visit their Rabbi for advice. . ""Rabbi?"" Abe asks. ""I just can't seem to bring Eva to climax anymore. And I know (as the Talmud says) that it is my responsibility to please my wife, so what can I do? I've …

Email Blunder A young married couple just got news that they were able to purchase their dream house in miami. The man tells the wife he'll go down a day early and make sure everything is in order, then she can fly down the following day. Upon arriving and making sure everything is how it should be, he emails his beautiful bride to assure her that it is all perfect and ready. However, he was one letter off, and his email was sent to a little old lady who just lost her husband of 50 years. ""Love…

Dearest Wife email *A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami.* **The e-mail reads:** Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure it is hot down here.

Funny Jokes.... :) A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami. The e-mail reads: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.