When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.

*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? "Sure!" Good, you're really killing the vibe.

Trying to convince a kid, no matter the age, that they're tired, is like trying to tell a drunk they're drunk. Denial & anger will follow.

I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her.