Naming your child "Roger" is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio.

Roger the Living Head [Story Joke] So there's this newly married couple, and they love each other quite a bit. So they decide they're going to have a child. Nine months goes by and it's time for the child to be delivered, but when the doctors pull the baby out, it is only a head. It's still crying and healthy, but it has no body besides its head. The doctors are amazed, but the parents are heartbroken. They decide that they are going to name the baby Roger after his father's father, and that the…

How many mistakes can you find in this joke? So I was link surfing when I stopped to read this joke. Not only is it an awful joke, it's full of mistakes... which makes it funny(er). ------------ On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer. 'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger. '…

Roger Waters is playing Pokemon Blue on a Game Boy... A younger guy gets up the nerve to walk up to him and say ""That pretty cool. Were you always a Pokemon fan?"" ""Oh yeah, the Game Boy was just the coolest thing when it came out"" he replies. ""I remember, yeah, it really was. You know, it's funny, I played mine so much I used to have a name for it. It was like a friend you could always turn to, you know?"" The young man realizes that he's saying stupid things in front of his idol Roger Wate…