Why would anyone come on Twitter JUST to argue? Don't you have an ex, or a spouse, or a family member that you can argue with?

I wish you'd told me you were happy just flirting on twitter. I've already bought plane tickets and murdered my wife.

No Twitter crush. I have a twitter boyfriend who I intend to marry and have twitter babies. Then twitter divorce and take all his followers.

I thought I had a Twitter Crush but his wife thought otherwise