Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

When someone botched a joke. Teacher: ""Two cannibals are eating a clown. One clown says to the other 'does this taste funny?' "" Class: ""umm"" Me to friend: ""that was like a dead baby..."" Friend: ""what?"" Me: ""poor delivery"" This is probably the first joke I actually came up with myself. It felt good.

A man walks up to the pearly gates... ""What brings you here, sir?"" asks St. Peter ""An incredibly long and arduous fight with the big C"" replied the man. ""The big C?"" ""Cancer"" said the man, solemly. ""Well we have a space for you in gods kingdom, please enter and enjoy unknown spoils for all eternity"" said Peter, opening the gates. Just then a old lady appeared on the expanse of white clouds before Peter. ""What brings you here, my dear?"" ""St. Peter, I lived a long, happy life, but it …

A letter from home Dear Bala I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we lived when you left home. Your father read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. When we moved here, I brought the house number from the old house so our address will remain the same here also. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine above the toilet. I'm not sure it works because last week I put in 3 shirts and p…