Facebook: "Do you want to tag Jennifer in this Picture?" Me: Hmmmm. does it make her look fat? Then yes, yes I do.

Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ....

[third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me: oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda

Wait, I forget, what's the national pastime? Is it baseball or worrying about Jennifer Aniston's happiness?